You're a mean one, mr. grinch

(feat. Straight No Chaser)
"All their
windows were dark. And no one knew he
was there. All the Whos were all
dreaming. Sweet dreams without care..."
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You

really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a
cactus, You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana with a
greasy black peel. You're a monster, Mr.
Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your
brain is full of spiders. You've got
garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch. I
wouldn't touch you with a Thirty-nine
and a half foot pole. "All I need is a
reindeer! So he took his dog Max, and he
took some black thread, and he tied a
big horn on the top of his head. Then
the Grinch said, "Giddyup!" and the
sleigh started down toward the homes
where the Who's lay a-snooze in their
town! "Oh yeah! This is stop number
one!" the old Grinchy Claus hissed as he
climbed to the roof, empty bags in his

fist. Then he slid down the chimney, a
rather tight fit... But if Santa Claus
could do it, then so could the Grinch!
Then he slithered and slunk with a smile
most unpleasant around the whole room,
and he took every present. Popguns,
panpoolers, pantookers, and drums!
Checkboards, bisslebigs, popcorn, and
plums! He stuffed them in bags, then the
Grinch very nimbly stuffed all the bags,
one by one, up the chimney!" You're a
vile one, Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty
wasty skunk. Your heart is full of
unwashed socks. Your soul is full of
gunk, Mr Grinch. The three best words
that best describe you, Are as follows,
and I quote Stink! Stank! Stunk! You
nauseate me, Mr Grinch With a noxious
super nos You're a crooked jerky jockey
and, You drive a crooked horse Mr
Grinch! You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich, With arsenic
sauce!