You can't fool old friends with limousines

A hooker with a heart of gold
a cheap date that can't be sold
won't send you to an early grave

but Jesus looked down and said "son,
i know a doubter when i see one,
ambition stands out like a sore thumb"

you just laughed and said
no one here forgets your past

the meek had a meeting of minds
consistent hypocrisy..hey! that's alright
let's overthrow this old guard

so hands off the virgin prom queen
you can't fool old friends with limousines
but it won't send you to an early grave