You and me and the bottle makes three

[verse 1]
hey jack, i know what you're thinking
that now's as good as any to start drinking
hey scotty?
yeah!
what's it gonna be?
a gin and tonic sounds might mighty good to me.
Man i know i gotta go,
it's the same thing every time.
but i don't think another drink's,
gonna make me lose my mind.
so i think about my next drink.
and it's you and me
and the bottle makes 3 tonight.
[verse 2]
well i know this cat named mo.
he wanders to and fro.
his and my favorite waterin' hole.
i says "hey mo, how you doing,
where have you been?
he says, "i've been fine with my whiskey,
wine and gin.
Man i know i gotta go,
it's the same thing every time.
but i don't think another drink's,
gonna make me lose my mind.
so i think about my next drink.
and it's you and me
and the bottle makes 3 tonight.
[repeat verse 1]
Whadda mean it's last call?
i just got here!