Yo ho!

A pirate walks into a bar, tthe bartender asks:
"What's with the steering wheel in your pants?"
And the pirate says "Argh! It's driving me nuts!"

Now I've been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship they call me Captain Kid
I got the eye patch, Tri hat, Rolling like a pirate

Shiver my timbers, F*** you til you're limber
Freaky, Deaky, Til you get leaky
Like RUN DMC, It's tricky, So animated
Might as well call me Mickey

Pedal to the medal, Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag, Can't reach my level
Like AR AR! Flow sick like sars
XXX til I hit your mark

Ahoy, Ahoy, I put that happy to joy
F*** with me and I'll play you like a game boy
Ninja, Skin Ya, Throw you in a blenda
Chop chop chop, I'm a mother fuc*** pirate

Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me...

Yo ho! Sorry bitch I wasn't calling your name
We burning so hot, You cant even capture the flame
Street rat, Hood rat, Freak with tats and spoiled brat
No, Wait, Guess again, I'm a motherfucking pirate

I'm over you like I just drunked, Yeah
Battle ship you just got sunked
Boy, You think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?

It's not the motion of the ocean, It's the size that's the thing
Cause we ain't getting no where with these fuc*** water-wings
I used to be balling, Now I'm just straight dunking
Gold stars for my rhymes, I got all the boys sucking

Jealous bitches start hating cause it's not them that we fuc***
That game you claim you play is the motherfucking game that I'm running

Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and we're
good God would permit us to be pirates

Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me

FIRE!

Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me

Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho, It's a pirates life for me

I'm a pirate, Nigga