Work this pussy

Fellas!!
I wanna know if I can talk to you for just a minute.
There's a certain kinda feller I wanna talk to.

I wanna talk to all these mothafuckas,
walking around here with these big,
thick, fake-ass, gold chains on...
These beepers that don't work,
aint never worked,
aint had no intentions on working,
and no DICK!!
Wake up fellas,
Smell the coffee,
And realize that you are not the tea!
Girls, you know
what I mean?

I don't have to put up with that shit!!
My name is Sweet Pussy Pauline.I gotta story that
I wanna share with you this evening.
I recently had a incident. This mothafucka,
climbed up on top of me,
the littlest dick you ever seen
In your mothafucking life,
He had the unmitigated gall,
girls, to look into my pretty brown eyes and say..
Am I hurting you?... Hurting me??
Mothafucka you are TICKLING me!
Get the F*** up off me,
Leave the coins,
And the dresser and hit the door!!
Aint you tired of these little-dick ass mothafuckas
Coming up to you trying to waste your time?
Knowing that you looking good...
Nice little ass back there!!
But you see, let me tell you something girls...
A lot of these mothafuckas
See us walking by..
They wanna put they face in our asses and go BWWWRRRWWRWRWWRW...
BUT.. they don't know how to ask....

My name is Sweet Pussy Pauline!!!
I have a dream that one day
These mothafuckas will quit pulling and
Scratching on these little-bitty ass,
Uncircumcised- ass dicks!!
Cause shit fellas,
If it aint grew by now..
It aint gonna!!
That's why I'm looking this evening.
I want you to know that
I'm looking for the almighty CLUB!! Now,
if you got the almighty CLUB let me hear you!!! AHA!
I said CLUB honey... If I wanted a toothpick
I would go to my neighborhood supermarket!
Get the f*** up off me,
Leave the coins on the dresser, and hit the DOOR!!
I don't have to put up with that shit!! Come on Miss Head..
Let me work that pussy off!!

My name is Sweet Pussy Pauline, you know me!!
Now fellas, I asked you..
if you wanna a lil' head this evening ,
let me hear you scream...
AHA!! How many of you out there got
big ol' hateful anteaters, let hear you scream!!
That's what I'm looking for this evening.
I put one leg on the microwave
and the other one just across the blender.
WHOO SHIT!!
I didn't think I could take no more.
This mothafucka started heating
and mixing shit up in this puss—
ooh wait a minuted mothafucka
what is you trying to do?? AHHHH!
Mothafucka WAIT a min- wai--//
what is that thing doing down there???
AAHHH!! SHIT MOTHAFUCKA, wait a minu-- NEXT!!!