Woman scorned

andy caught beau in bed with a red head
she threw a fit and a fern and the F word at both of them
she peppered him with bb's cuz she couldn't find a 12 gauge
cinda lou i know your husband and theres gonna be hell to pay

There aint nothing like a woman scorned
aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns
neighbors knew they were in for a war
they saw a screaming half naked waffle house waitress flying off the porch
no one slams the door like a women scorned

Candy came back beau was zipping up his levis
chasing him around the kitchen he was tring to apolagize
he dialed a 9 and a 1 before she landed that left hook
she knocked him out cold candy's stronger than she looks There aint nothing like a woman scorned
aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns
The neighbors knew who was winning that war
They saw a half naked pleading husband who'd been cheating spread eagle on the porch
No one slams the door like a woman scorned

Aint nothing like a woman scorned
aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns

She swears all is far in love and war
she said if you wanna be a dog i'll treat you like a dog
your sleeping on the porch
no one slams a door like a woman scorned

like a woman scorned