Well did yuou evah

Have you heard?
The coast of Maine just got
caught in a hurricane?
Well did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard that poor
dear Blanche got run down
by an avalanche?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
What daiquiris!
What sherry, please!
What burgundy!
What pommery!
Have you heard?
Professor Munch ate his wife
and divorced his lunch?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Missus Smith in her new Hup
crossed the bridge when the
bridge was up,
Well, did you evah?
What a swell part this is!
What brandy, wow!
What whiskey, here's how!
What gin and what beer,
will you sober up, dear?