Victim of kool

When I'm walkin' down the street, lookin' so cool

All the cats and kittens are startin' to drool

They follow me around, tryin' to copy my style

They all wanna know how to be this wild


I'm a victim of cool, nobody's fool

A victim of cool, you know I can't lose

You never say no to a cat like me

Just stand back and give me sympathy


Now when I hear the beat, I can't help but bop

But when I start dancin' everybody else stops

The cats stand by, tryin' to check on my moves

They all wanna know to be this cool


But I'm a victim of cool, nobody's fool A victim of cool, you know I can't lose

You never say no to a cat like me

Just stand back and give me sympathy

Yeah! Check it out son, rock it!


Well, when I see a cop, I tell him "get lost"

Stay away from me or I'll show you who's boss

I don't have time to be lost in the grooves

You better use caution when you're messin' with cool


I'm a victim of cool, nobody's fool

A victim of cool, you know I can't lose

You never say no to a cat like me

Just stand back and give me sympathy

Go again son, right! Let's make it a hot one kids!


Well, I comb my hair and it falls just right

I found a crazy jacket on my porch last night

When I clap my hands, record spin

When the song's over I just clap it again


I'm a victim of cool, nobody's fool

A victim of cool, you know I can't lose You never say no to a cat like me

Just stand back and give me sympathy


I'm a victim of cool

Yeah, I'm a victim of cool

You never say no to a cat like me

Just stand back and give me sympathy

Cool...