Ugly girl

When I saw you at the grocery store
You were sharin a shopping cart with her
And I couldnt turn and run away
I didnt know what to say

You introduced us for the first time
And I had to look her in the eye
But you could not have imagined my surprise

Cant you see?
You're leaving me
For an ugly girl

Does she talk about politics?
And all that stuff that used to makes me sick
Does she smoke cigars and stay up late
Oh shes so great

Does she tell you what you want to here?
And I bet she could grow a beard
I feel better thinking you were queer
It's not fair
I can't compare

To an ugly girl
To an ugly girl

Lalalalalala
lalalalalalala
lalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalala
Lalalalalala hhahah

Hahaha the jokes on me
I feel jealous and I feel mean
Shes so nice
That it makes up for her face
Theres no way,
do you have to keep your eyes closed
Do you have to keep the lights down low?
Oh I bet you wish you had a blind fold

Cant you see?
You're leaving me
For an ugly girl
For an ugly girl
She's an ugly girl