Troglodyte (cave man)

Troglodyte (cave man)jimmy castor [bunch]note: while there is a pounding beat in the background, the song is spoken rather than sungwhat we're gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time.when the only people that existed were troglodytes...cave men...cave women...neanderthal...troglodytes. let's take the averagecave man at home, listening to his stereo. sometimes he'd get up,try to do his thing. he'd begin to move, something like this:"dance...dance". when he got tired of dancing alone, he'd lookin the mirror: "gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find awoman gotta find a woman". he'd go down to the lake where all thewoman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. he'd lookaround and just reach in and grab one. "come here...come here".he'd grab her by the hair. you can't do that today, fellas, causeit might come off. you'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she'dbe swimming away from you (ha-ha). this one woman just lay there,wet and frightened. he said: "move...move". she got up. she was abig woman. big woman. her name was bertha. bertha butt. she was oneof the butt sisters. he didn't care. he looked up at her and said:"sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to mesock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!". she looked down on him.she was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. she said(falsetto):"i'll sock it to ya, daddy". he said: "wha?". she said (falsetto):"i'll sock it to ya, daddy". you know what he said? he started it wayback then. i wouldn't lie to you. when she said (falsetto) "i'll sock it to ya, daddy" he said "right on! right on! hotpants!hotpants! ugh...ugh...ugh".tmazanec1@juno.com or tom mazanec to humans