Three cheers

Thanks for treating me like dirt when i was
just like dirt and giving me no value when
i had no self worth and in repayment
for the lessons on the courses you never had to live
you're welcome for my pride
when i had nothing else to give
i'll await your half-assed amends when the
only thing you could hope for is just a friend
hurray hurray i thank you to
condescend when the only thing i needed in life
was just a friend hurray hurray
oh its wonderful advice a grand idea
not to make the same mistake twice