This house is freaking sweet

We only live to kiss your ass
kiss it? hell we'll even wipe it for you!
from here on out it's easy street
any bars on that street?
24 happy hours a day!
oh boy!
we'll stop jehovahs at the gate
can i see that pamphlet sir? <smack>
my god this house is freaking sweet
i make brunch, clyde cooks luch
each and every day
chocolate cake a la blake
20 bucks, blake is gay
we'll do the best we can with meg
are you saying i'm ugly?
it doesn't matter dear, you're rich now
we'll do your nails and rub your feet
oh thats not necessary... oohhh wow
we'll do your homework every night
it's really hard
that's why we got that stephen hawking guy
my god this house is freaking sweet
used to pass, lots of gas
lois ran away
now we've got 30 rooms
hello beans, good bye spray
we'd take a bullet just for you
oh what a coincidence i've got 1
stewie!
prepare to suck that golden tit
now that you're stinking rich
we'll gladly be your bitch
my god this house is freaking sweet
<talking>
i recognize that tone
tonight i sleep along
but still this house is freaking sweet