The rodge

All you people gather 'round
And get together
No more sitting on your booty
Party people, it's your duty

You know what I mean
Tell your body what to do
It's up to you
Now let your tight pants

Do a new dance
To the Rodge
Rodger Thomas is upon us
Don't you fight it
Do the Rodge

Can't you see it's so easy
It's now or never, get together
Lay it on me, lay it down,
Slap me five and gather 'round

The party... is gettin' started
Let's act retarded...no one is carded
Now shake your onion
Like a grunion tryin' to spawn

Grab your girl unless she's shrill
Hit the dance floor
Do the Rodge Rock the Rodge across the nation
A bicentennial celebration
Tell two friends
And they'll tell two

And they'll two and so on... and so on
It's easy to do
Tell your body what to do
It's up to you