The legend of zelda rap

Link:
Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known
than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A
F**KING GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and and
saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king
annoying fairyI'd rather be forced to
listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition,
don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT!
Legend of LINK.

Zelda:
Cause he's the L to the I to
the N to the K
Wears tights every day,
don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop
til the world is free of evil Link:
I'll break all your pots and I best not hear
your bitchin'
I've got the Triforce of courage,
BITCH! So you better listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my
bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather
wallet's packed now

Can't back down, can't slack now,
the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these
bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers
and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass
Ganon all the way to Argentina

Zelda:
Cause he's the L to the I to
the N to the K
Wears tights every day,
don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop
til the world is free of evil Moster:
Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to
the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's
getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will
convince me you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Link:
Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin'
to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were
you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you
look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?

Moster:
You think Zelda's stupid enough to
get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room
and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little
Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.

Link:
Man, you should've been aborted,
just like the Jersey Shore
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda '
cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been
a waste trying to rule Hyrule
'cause today will be the day known as
"The day you got schooled"

Zelda:
Cause he's the L to the I to
the N to the K
Wears tights every day,
don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop
til the world is free of evil