The grabbin goblin's

Oh, oh the things...oh the things that Goblin has grabbed

I see them and take them and I try hard not to break them

These things...these things that Goblin has grabbed...that Goblin has grabbed...

I have a squirting flower and a red nose from a clown

Once I met a mighty king and swiped away his crown

Sometimes when I feel lonely or just a little down

I like to put them all on me and dance and prance around (laughs)
Oh, oh the things...oh the things that Goblin has grabbed

I nab them and I seize them, if they could go bad, I'd freeze them
These things...that Goblin has grabbed...

I pilfered these marshmallows for times I want a snack

Then I pick this toothbrush up and brush away the plaque

You might think that I'm naughty or a little out of whack

But just by saying "Pretty please" you'll get your stuff right back

(Egg: weh, weh, weh) Oh little Eggwin, what's the matter?

(Egg: weh, weh, weh) Oh little Eggwin, are you sad?

(Egg: weh, weh, weh) Perhaps you'd like these teeth that chatter?
(Egg: weh, weh, weh) They always seem make me glad!

Oh, oh the things...oh the things that Goblin has grabbed

Dear Eggwin, peruse them and please feel free to use them

These things...that Goblin has grabbed...that Goblin has grabbed...