The drinking song

[Originally by the Gonads]

Don’t know who I insulted maybe it was you
Drinks I had resulted in a tirade or two
I went down town to get into trouble
I accomplished that
Drank some drinks flew off the handle
Right off of the bat

Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner
And after dinner drinks
Before I chunder help me Rhonda
Look for my cufflinks
Come with me and you will see that it will be alright
Rudolph the red-nose wino’s gonna guide our sleigh tonight

Sometimes when I drink too much
The next day I can’t think
Sometimes when I drink too much
The next day I can’t drink
Sometimes when I drink too much
I feel like throwing up
Sometimes when I drink too much
I can not get it up

Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner
And after dinner drinks
Before I chunder help me Rhonda
Look for my cufflinks
Come with me and you will see that it will be alright
Rudolph the red-nose wino’s gonna guide our sleigh tonight

Say a drink will shrivel my liver and also wreck my voice
My hero is Lenny Miller and I like Yootha Joyce
Know a cozy little joint where you and I could romp
Let us spend the last weekend at the wrong end of a stomach pump

Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner
And after dinner drinks
Before I chunder help me Rhonda
Look for my cufflinks
Come with me and you will see that it will be alright
Rudolph the red-nose wino’s gonna guide our sleigh tonight