The bum bum song

Tom green - the bum-bum song
My bum is on the rail!
bum is on the rail!
look at me! my bum is on the rail!
My bum is on the man!
bum is on the man!
it's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man!(he he he)
My bum is on the step!
bum is on the step!
don't fall down the step! you might hurt your bum!
a ha ha ha ha!
And that's not very fun
if you fall down and hurt your bum
i like to put my bum on things
it's fun for everyone!
My bum is on the cheese!
bum is on the cheese!
if i get lucky,
i'll get a disease!
My bum is on the swedish!
swedish!
swedish!
swedish!
My bum is on the gum!
bum is on the gum!
i can blow a buble with my bum bum bum!
My bum is on the ship!
the battleship!
i hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
and shoot poo all over the place!
poo poo!
Cuz that isn't very fun
when they shoot a cannon in your bum
i like to put my bum on things
it's fun for everyone!
My bum is on the dog!
my bum is on the cat!
my bum is on the phone!
my bum is all alone
The rail is all alone
the man is all alone
the swedish is all alone
my bum is all alone
One
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four
My bum is all alone
my bum is all alone
my bum is all alone
my bum is all alone
my bum is all alone
my bum is all alone
my bum is all alone
my bum is all alone
my bum is all alone
my bum is all alone
my bum is all alone
my bum is all alone
Get the poo off my bum!(get the poo off!)
i need the poo off my bum!
i gotta get the poo off my bum!(poo poo!)
I wanna hear the cannon!
no! let me hear the cannon!
no! no! no! no, not the loon!
Bum is alone!
bum is alone!
bum is alone!
bum is alone!
I wanna hear the cannon!
i wanna hear the cannon! not the loon!
Yeah! the cannon!
now get the poo off my bum!
i want the poo off my bum bum!
Can i hear the loon again?