The beating of a high school janitor

"and now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."
[mopping sounds]
mop, mop, mop
all day long
mop, mop, mop
while i sing this song
[sound of someone walking towards him]
gonna wax the floor
gonna make it shine
gonna take of the spray paint
with turpentine
"hey! don't walk there! i just mopped!"
[person walking quickly towards him]
[beating sounds]
"hey!"
[beating sounds]
"get offa me!"
[beating sounds]
"that's my bucket!"
[beating sounds]
"let go of my side burns!"
[beating sounds]
[sound of falling down into glass]