Special olympics (two verses)

Watch them run
Watch them fall
Watch them try to catch a ball
Olympics
Special olympics

Watch them laugh
Watch them drool
Watch them fall into the pool
That's diving
At the special olympics

And i know for well
That i will burn in hell

But those guys playing wheelchair basketball
Gotta be about the funniest freaking thing
I've ever seen in my life

At the special olympics

Verse two

Kid with downs
Wins the race
Even though he stood in place
Olympics
Special olympics

'round his neck
Gold metals hung
Resting on his giant tounge
Olympics
Special olympics

But i kid when i sing
'cause these games are a beautiful thing
Ok, really i'm just avoiding karma because i know my children can be
Born crippled, and blind, and somehow retarded and id have to spend all of my time
At the special olympics