Spam

Spam!
Its pink and its oval,
Spam!
I buy it at the mobil,
Spam!
It's made in Chernobyl,
Spam

When I was a child,
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So they had a plan,
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat

Spam!
Its pink and it's oval,
Spam!
I buy it at the mobil,
Spam!
Its made in Chernobyl,
Spam

To get me to eat it at dinner,
They said id grow up like bruce jidder,
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry,
When he got hungry,
He'd crack open that special treat Spam!
It's pink and its oval,
Spam!
I buy it at the mobil,
Spam!
It's made in Chernobyl,
Spam

S-P-A-M, don't you know its my best friend?
S-P-A-M, oh, again and again and again and again, oh
S-P-A-M, don't you know its my best friend,
S-P-A-M, oh, again and again and again and again
So go on forget your O-S-see-A-are,
There's one meat by-product that's best by far,
Oh and its spam!
It's pink and its oval,
Spam!
I buy it at the mobil,
Spam!
It's made in chynobil,
Spam

Everybody!