Sideshow

(Hurry, hurry, step right up
See the saddest show in town for only 50 cents)

Step right up, hurry, hurry
Before the show begins, my friend
Stand in line, get your tickets
I hope you will attend
It’ll only cost you fifty cents to see
What life has done to those like you and me

See the man with the broken heart
You’ll see that he is sad, he hurts so bad
See the girl who has lost the only love she ever had
There’s got to be no sadder show to see
No doubt about it, satisfaction’s guaranteed

So let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can’t afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can’t afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry See the man who’s been crying
For a million years, so many tears
See the girl who’s collecting broken hearts for souvenirs
It’s more exciting than a one-man band
The saddest little show in all the land

So let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can’t afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can’t afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry

So let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can’t afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can’t afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry