Sheriff if you want to

Well me and my buddies went sneaking out
About 2 AM to go and catch us some trout
And that's when
I saw that car pull up
He said "Boys, I don't care that you're way out here
But you look a little young for all that beer"
And when he got close
I couldn't tell who that was

He said "I ain't the cops, I ain't your parents
Boys, you're dealing with the county sheriff"
So I said

We can share if you want to
So buddy won't you
Take a sip and help us finish it tonight
I ain't giving you an attitude
But I can tell you're in a bad mood
And just a little bit
Will have you feeling just right
So dude, we can share if you want to Me and the boys sneaking out again
A quick turnaround, it was the next weekend
We had the single cab
All filled up with smoke
He came up quick and tapped on the glass
I dropped that joint and sat up real fast
And when I saw who it was
Damn, I almost choked

Well it wasn't the cops, it wasn't our parents
It was our old friend, the county sheriff
So I said

We can share if you want to
So buddy won't you
Take a hit and help us finish it tonight
I ain't giving you an attitude
But I can tell you're in a bad mood
And just a little bit
Will have you feeling just right
So dude, we can share if you want to

Well we got off both times
Even though it crossed that line
And you can too
Cuz all you have to do
Is say

We can share if you want to
So buddy won't you
Take a sip and help us finish it tonight
I ain't giving you an attitude
But I can tell you're in a bad mood
And just a little bit
Will have you feeling just right
So dude, we can share if you want to
We can share if you want to