Save a horse (ride a cowboy)

(intro)
dum-de-de-dum, de-de-dum-de-de-dum, de-daa-daaaaa
dum-de-de-dum, de-de-dum-de-de-dum, de-daa-daa-daa-daa-daaaa!
Well, i walk into the room
passing out hundred dollar bills
and it kills, and it thrills, like the horns on my silverado grill
and i buy the bar double round the crown
and everybody's getting down
an' this town, ain't never gonna be the same.
(chorus:)
cause i saddle up my horse
and i ride into the city
i make a lot of noise
cause the girls
they are so pretty
riding up and down broadway
on my old stud leroy
and the girls say
save a horse, ride a cowboy.
everybody says
save a horse, ride a cowboy
Well i don't give a dang about nothing
i'm singing and bling-blinging
while the girls are drinking
long necks down!
and i wouldn't trade ol' leroy
or my chevrolet for your escalade
or your freak parade
i'm the only john wayne left in this town
When i saddle up my horse
and i ride into the city
i make a lot of noise
cause the girls
they are so pretty
riding up and down broadway
on my old stud leroy
and the girls say
save a horse, ride a cowboy.
everybody says
save a horse, ride a cowboy

(spoken:)
i'm a thourough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
as i was gettin' buzzed on suds
out on some back country road.
we were flying high
fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time
and i was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
but her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
had me begging for slavation
all night long
so i took her out giggin frogs
introduced her to my old bird dog
and sang her every wilie nelson song i could think of
and we made love
And i saddled up my horse
and i ride into the city
i make a lot of noise
cause the girls
they are so pretty
riding up and down broadway
on my old stud leroy
and the girls say
save a horse, ride a cowboy.
everybody says
save a horse, ride a cowboy
What? what?
save a horse ride a cowboy
everybody says
save a horse ride a cowboy.