Salamidizer

Here's a little something from a God to a slave,
I never should of been let out the fuc*** microwave!
We're on this planet and we're running a muck,
I should give a shit but I don't give a f***!
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
I need a mother-fucking suckadickalickalong!
Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew.
You don't wanna fuc*** f*** me? I'll F*** you!
This is your ass, and I'm in it.
My man sexy will f*** you up in a minuet.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Then I'll f*** your ass till its rimless!

[Chorus:]
Oh! You humans always screaming!
Oh! As you suckle on my semen!
Oh! And the shit is always steamin'
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodimizer.
But you can call me the salaminizer
Give unto give unto give unto give unto
My life is a luxury, so filled with hate.
I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate.
From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die
On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5.
Back on the road, its no lie....
Stupid fuc*** humans pay money to die!
Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage
I only suck the souls that are underage. [Repeat Chorus]