Ripped pants

I thought i had everybody on my side
but i went and blew, all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because i ripped my pants
When big larry came around, just to put him down,
spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance
with the fool who went and ripped pants
I know i shouldn't mope around, i shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
'cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
than a burn from the sun or sand in or buns
Now i learned a lesson, i won't soon forget
so listen and you won't regret
be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
and you won't end up like the fool who went and ripped his pants!