Rats

Very many years ago, the Bolivians were starving so,
They
had rats as big as ponies there. They asked the Pope
To
declare them fish.

Refrão:
We thank the Pope for
granting us this wish.
When Friday comes, we'll all
call rats fish.
We catch them with a net, kill with the
gun.
We'll call it all forgotten when we're
done.

They didn't look like rats at all, but
like some horrendous horse doll.
Still they had to eat this
thing.
In gratitude, the Pope-they kissed his ring.

Refrão

We'll call it all forgotten when
we're done.