Pong dance

Been away for college, was the baddest geek around
He's been doing everything but make his parents proud
He tried his best to study hard but still, he got too drunk
Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still, he had to flunk

His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend
His barbie tried a female Ken
But when the white ball hits the red cup
He's the baddest fuc*** in the frat club

Then he does the pong dance
The the the the pong dance
He does the pong dance
The the the the pong dance

[Verse 2]
He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke a joint
He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "What's the point?!"
And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red
Even though he told the guys he got her into bed But when you see him at the table
He turns out to be rather stable
And when the white ball hits the red cup
He's the baddest fuc*** in the frat club

Then he does the pong dance
Then he does the pong dance