Podunk

Hello down there front line
Have you got the time
You're going some where
Would be just fine
Just say I'm out of line
I feel like crying

Hey honey
Yes sweetheart
What do you call the most famous bus in the world
I don't know
What do you call the most famous bus in the world
Columbus, you get it

How longs the game
I'm glad it rain
No not tonight
Don't get uptight
Of course I do
I love you too
Please call again
Next time I'm in

Hey big nose
What do you want now
What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade
What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade
Sour puss Hello Cherie
It's little old me
We're all alone
Underneath the tree
I think it's him
No shamed I am
Well how you been

Hey ya handsome
Can't you see I'm busy
What do you call a duck that goes to school
What do you call a duck that goes to school
A wise quacker

Thank you folks, thank you
Thank you ladies and gentlemen
The second show will be at 8 o'clock
Bye-now, bye-now
Thank you, come again
What did I do with my glass
I'm leaving, I'm leaving