Plan b

I fell asleep with my clothes on
dropped my keys on the front lawn
waking up i watch the drool a-gleaming
from my mouth to the carpet it is streaming
[chorus:]
giving up, it never felt so good
welcome to plan b
giving up, what is the likelihood
life could be so free?
I'll eat some moldy bread
then i'm going back to bed
i know how this day will crescendo
i'll fall asleep while i play nintendo
Up to now in my life i have failed
all i've tried, it's too hard
i think i've found my calling now
laying down, in the yard
don't you cry momma, don't you even weep
'cause you know your son excels at sleep.