Pj + vincent & matthew + bjork

Polly Jean Harvey :
I'm so fuc***, fuc***, fuc***,
hot!

Vincent :
I know you are, babe.

Polly Jean Harvey :
No, it's quite hot in here.

Vincent :
Are you stupid?
It's the nature
of my glass house.
Oh fabulous, here's Matthew +
Bjork.

Bjork :
Hello.

Matthew :
Vincent, Polly - Good to see you.

Bjork :
I'm so excited!
I've never been on such an
artistic and exclusive double date before.
The erotic
re-awakening that
Matthew has brought about in me
has
opened a lot of plebeian activities that I've not
experienced before now.
I'm loving it, to do these
things that aren't necessarily elfin Vincent
:
Yea, Bjork, whatever.
I just wanna know when you two
down, who's wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?

Polly Jean Harvey :
Vincent! How rude!
Could I weigh
any less?
I'm really quite shy of my weight,
but
I like to take on characters for performing with the use of
make-up.
Eye make-up and lipstick and some more lipstick --
it's really quite transformative
And when I've
thrown up everything I've just eaten then I feel--

Bjork :
Oh to throw up -- It means what?
Also,
everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?
I want
to know so many things
I've got a lot of many for
designer clothes
I can just trudge through the desert
getting my "Comme des garçons" skirt all dirty and dusty
It
don't matter
If hopping into a live volcano feels
right, I say do it. Matthew :
I say, cappuccinos
are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say to a
picnic?
I've got the basket and the bent waiting
We could play some touch football, what do you say?

Vincent :
Hey, yea, Matthew, we're both hot former
football players
I know Bjork can fight like a
motherfucker, but Polly would snap like a twig at the smallest
tackle
let's put her on a hook and do some minnow
fishing
Polly?
Oh look, she's banging her head
against the wall and Bjork's recording it

Bjork
:
The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!

Matthew :
Isn't she a darling thing?

Vincent :
When she says 'jelly' it makes me
think of someone's ass, and then I think--

Matthew :
How dare you, sir! That's my childwoman
you're speaking of!

Vincent :
Matthew, I
didn't say Bjork
I'm just thinking of any ass
Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass
Like
my ass is--

Polly Jean Harvey :
Vincent you are
an ass!
You are an ass!

Matthew :
What
about my ass?
It's hard from sports

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