Parking lot

Invite your friends invite your coworkers
Invite vets and coast guard deserters
Invite the haves and the have-not's
Now's the time to take stock in what we got
Click 'n click 'n clack goes the train on the track
We got to get them all here before we hit the sack
Everybody's bothered, everybody's hot
Got a party in the parking lot
We got a soiree
We've got a wing ding
We've got a party
We've got reason to sing
Nicholas the Second and Elvis Presley too
Have a Barbra Streisand drag queen with a Fu Manchu
Andy Rooney's smokin' up in a shack
While Sonny and Cher are making out in back
Mr. Furley says \"too loud, get them out!\"
But this is what a party's supposed to be about
We've got to mosey somewhere before the party's shot
Got a party in the parking lot We've got 6 pack party favors
Cocktail weenies in a dozen flavors
Keys in the front yard, dancing in the back
I'll take a parking lot to any old love shack
Now there's just a few of us, and the garbage
Got nothing to eat except some mustard in the fridge
Everybody's passed out there's hardly a sound
Except the drunken shriner who's still dancing around
My sister left with the band around three a.m.
I've got a migraine from my eyes to my brain stem
Hope our guests liked it, hope they liked lots
Gotta party in the parking lot