Packs of three

It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been. you said you were careful - you never were with me. i heard you did it four times but johnnies come in packs of three. she was the best shag i'd ever had. that doesn't mean i'm saying, bedwise, you were bad. i think you were working, we got a hotel. we didn't have anything but i thought i might as well. i never told you the rest. i was drunk and i told you i was thinking about a test. you know i just said it for effect. then you laughed and said i'd f*** anything in a skirt once i'm erect. and she's a famous harlot in this town. i know enough to, but still i couldn't turn her down. you said i'm an arsehole, what was i thinking? it's far too easy to blame it on the drinking.