Opposite day

It's opposite day and that's why i'm smilin'
about all the phone numbers i keep dialin'
to tell everyone i hate that i love you
You'll shrug and you'll smile when you hear the good news
about how i'd love to walk in your shoes
look me right in the eye and tell me that you love me too
There are letters to write and places to visit
for 24 hours i'll eat my own shit,
pretend like i'm jesus so we can all be friends...
Because it's opposite day, oh yeah
and tomorrow i might hate you
and probably the next day too
it's opposite day, and i love you
It's opposite day and metallica's old stuff
is so much better than master of puppets
and i don't need a shower 'cause i don't stink
It's opposite day and i'm eating a big steak
and washing it down with a frosty milkshake
i truly believe that all cows have to die, cows, die
It's opposite day that's why, oh, why
and tomorrow i'll eat tofu
and probably the next day too
it's opposite day so f*** tofu
You know, i'm really glad i quit school for this, because you guys are all so intelligent. of course, i never masturbate in the back of the van on tour. you know, i'm a way better bass player than most people. you know it's really great playing in a band with you guys, seriously.
It's opposite day!
it's dark outside!
it's opposite day!
i really like you guys!
it's opposite day!
'cause you're so smart!
it's opposite day!
you're a work of art!
it's opposite day!
your breath smells great!
it's opposite day!
i never masturbate!
it's opposite day!
i wanna be like you!
it's opposite day!
and i love you!