One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Wanna tell you a story
about the house-man blues
i come home one friday
had to tell the landlady i'da lost my job

she said that don't confront me
long as i get my money next friday
now next friday come i didn't get the rent
and out the door i went

one bourbon, one scotch, one beer

well i ain't seen my baby since
i don't know when
i've been drinking bourbon, whiskey,
scotch and gin

gonna get high man i'm gonna get loose
need me a triple shot of that juice
gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
i want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer

one bourbon, one scotch, one beer no i ain't seen my baby since
the night before last
gotta get a drink man i'm gonna get gassed
gonna get high man i ain't had enough
need me a triple shot of that stuff
gonna get drunk won't you listen right here
i want one bourbon, one shot and one beer

one bourbon, one scotch, one beer
one bourbon, one scotch, one beer