Old woman on a train

Caught the train from warrabrook
All the way into hornsby.
But somehow we got stuck
Next to a fat spastic old lady.

She had a stereo
And a granny pram.
A big fat ugly gut
And a pink bum-bag.

Yeah - yeah!

All stations to central.
She's been here since newcastle.
And the knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah. yeah.
Old woman on a train.

She had some choc-wheaton's
Some plastic tupperware.
She hated all asians

'cos they're not from round here

Yeah - yeah!

All stations to central.
She's been here since newcastle.
And the knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah. yeah.
Old woman on a train.

All stations to central.
She's been here since newcastle.
And the knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah. yeah.
Old woman on a train.
Yeah. yeah. yeah.
Old woman on a train.
Yeah. yeah.
Old woman on a train.
Yeah. yeah. yeah.
Old woman on a train.