Mister, would you please help my pony?

Mister, would you please help my pony?
he's over there behind the tree
he's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
i think it's his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
he's chewin' bark and not the leaves
he's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
i think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
he's down and he ain't gettin' up
he coughed up snot in the driveway
and i think his lung's fuc*** up
Pony, pony, pony
Mister, would you please help my pony?
i think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
he's over there lookin' at me
he can't talk because he's a pony
i think it's his lung
[repeat first verse]