Me like hockey

Me work hard 5 days a week
Sweeping garbage from the street
Come home not want book to read
Not 'nuff pictures for me see
Sit right down in favourite chair
Wearing only underwear
Favourite night is Saturday night
'Cause me can watch hockey fights
Me Like Hockey!
Me not like pro basketball
'Cause me short and they all tall
Baseball slow like Forrest Gump
'Cept when Robby spits on ump
Wrestlemania not so great
Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate
TV soccer not so hot
You play bad then you get shot
Me Like Hockey!
Swedish players must be geeks
'Cause they still got own real teeth
Not like Finnish players names
What's a Teemu anyways?
Russians worse in history
Got stupid names like Valery
Me like Sergei Federov
Me like him more if head were off
ha! ha! ha!
Me Like Hockey!
Please Mr. Linseman let the players
fight
Friends come over put game on
Argue then we lat bets down
Got bag of chips and case of Bud
Should last till end of first period
But Yankees they win the World Cup
Me think the cheat use glowy puck!
Maybe if we want to win her
Maybe we should play in winter
Me Like Hockey!