Marry for money

She was pretty
She was smart
She was witty
Yeah, she had charm
Cupid shot me
That's what got me down the aisle
But that match made in heaven
Went straight to hell
Split up our possessions
Put the house up for sale
And I learned a lesson I won't be forgetting
The next time around

I'm going to marry for money
I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny
I'm going to have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub
Piece of the pie
Find me a sweet sugar mama
With a whole lot of zeros and commas
Don't really care if she loves me
She can even be ugly
I'm going to marry for money I won't have to love her family
I won't have to like her friends
And if it works out like I planned it
I won't ever have to work again

I'm going to marry for money
I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny
I'm going to have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub
Piece of the pie
Find me a sweet sugar mama
With a whole lot of zeros and commas
Don't really care if she loves me
She can even be ugly
I'm going to marry for money

Show me the money
Cha-ching
You all, I'm going to find a wife
On a leer jet the old lady buys me
I'll call her sweet heart and honey
If she's a hundred and twenty
I don't care if she loves me
She can be really ugly
I'm going to marry for money
Oh, cha-ching
Mucho dinero

Come over here you good looking thing you
There's your walker in the corner
Over, over