Losing at loving

I'm not saying
i feel sad about
the way you broke my heart
but the last time that i lost this bet
i had to sell my car
Chorus:
somebody call me a doctor
somebody call me a nurse
losing a game is a cryin' shame
but losing at loving is worse
I'm not saying
i'm depressed about
the way things didn't work out
but the last time that i lost this bet
i had to sell my house
Chorus:
somebody call me a gypsie
somebody take off this curse
losing a game is a cryin' shame
but losing at loving is worse
Bridge:
it's like
joan of two when ya need three
it's like
joan of three when ya need a four
it's like
joan of four when ya need a five
it's like
being dead when you're still alive
I'm not saying
i've gone mad since you left
i'm not bored enough
but the last time that i lost this bet
i had to sell my little brother
Chorus:
come on
somebody call me a preacher
somebody call me a herse
losing a game is a cryin' shame
but losing at loving is worse
oh
somebody call up st. peter
you better hurry
or i might get there first
losing a game is a cryin' shame
but losing at loving is worse
oh
losing at loving is worse