Little blue man

One morning when i was out shopping
though you'll find it hard to believe
a little blue man came out of the crowd
and timidly tugged at my sleeve.
"i wuv you! i wuv you!" said the little blue man
"i wuv you! i wuv you to bits."
"i wuv you!" he loved me said the little blue man
and scared me right out of my wits.
I hurried back to my apartment
i rushed in and i closed the door
but there on the desk stood the little blue man
who started to tell me once more
"i wuv you! i wuv you!" said the little blue man
"i wuv you! i wuv you to bits."
"i wuv you!" he loved me said the little blue man
and scared me right out of my wits.
For weeks after that i was haunted
though no one could seehim but me
right by my side was the little blue man
wherever i happened to be.
One evening in wild desperation
i rushed to a rooftop in town
and over the side pushed the little blue man
who sang to me all the way down
"i wuv you! i wuv you!" said the little blue man
"i wuv you! i wuv you to bits."
"i wuv you!" he loved me said the little blue man
and scared me right out of my wits.
I whispered, "thank goodness that's over!"
i smiled as i hurried outside
but there on the street stood the little blue man
who said with a tear in his eye

"i don't wuv you anymore!"