Liquid lunch

Baby, pass the aspiring
Something’s gotta work
I know I did it to myself
But man oh man, it hurts

That second last Martini
The one that went down real smooth
Set me on a bender
With nothing left to lose

I just can’t apologize
For what I did to myself
Me bed’s an ocean liner
And I can’t call for help

Yeah, baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going
And we had a munch
I promise on a dime
It’s the last time
I’ll ever have a liquid lunch (x2)

I think I’ve got the symptoms
And none of them will leave
They think that it’s a party
To laugh at all my grief

It must have been a doozy
I had two hundred dreams
At least I found my pillow
Cause I can’t find my keys

It’s hard to remember
All of the events
But I must have paid the tab
Cause all that’s left is fifty cents

Yeah, baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going
And we had a munch
I promise on a dime
It’s the last time
I’ll ever have a liquid lunch (x2)

Maybe I can call the pharmacy
They’ll bring something up
Something up “tout suite”
Some exotic medicine
The cure my very ill
With some kind of magic pill

I just can’t apologize
For what I did to myself
Me bed’s an ocean liner
And I can’t call for help

Yeah, baby it hurts a bunch
The girls got going
And we had a munch
I promise on a dime
It’s the last time
I’ll ever have a liquid lunch (x4)