Letterman

[k solo] letterman!
[k solo] i'm the incredible letterman!

'k e v i n m a d i s o n the l e t t e r m a n'
[k solo] i'm the incredible letterman!
'k e v i n m a d i s o n the l e t t e r m a n'
[k solo] i'm the incredible letterman!
'k e v i n m a d i s o n the l e t t e r m a n'
"now let me tell you who i am" > kane

[k solo]
I was in my room writing rhymes i h a d had
Next to my room was a laboratory run by my d-a-d dad
He was a professor, and i'm his s-o-n
So my life as a professor had just begun, my name is
K-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n run the experiment i qualify
And become a good professor in medicine
I ran out my door, and i looked for
A breakbeat, spelling book, and grabbed my dog, "woof!"
Rhymes that i had, every muscle from his body
The combination of that will give me strength, to rock a party
I thought that i might, get h-u-r-t hurt
If i used dad's melachalonin machine that was known to convert
No manual that i could find on dad's machine
I hit a button and this rumor turned the laboratory green
Some hairs was from my dog and a pair from mine
Hit the switch i spelled a rhyme the chromosome, will mix with mine
This uncanny combination will let the world understand
Professor kevin madison changed to the incredible letterman!

'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
[k-solo] i'm the incredible letterman!

'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
[k-solo] i'm the incredible letterman!
'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
[k-solo] i'm the incredible letterman!
'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
*scratched throughout* "put words together like the letterman"

[k-solo]

My m-o-m-s stole my p-o-p-s, the son named k-s-o-l-o
Be b-l-e-s, s-e-d
Blessed this brand new hard rap, h-i-t-s
S-p-e-l-l, my style b-o-u-n-d
My sister c-o-o-k-i-e
Told my sister t-h-e-r-e-z-e
That i can get p-a-i-d, in a n.w.a. wild way
Then told my sister s-e-l-i-n-a
Now my whole family's h-a-p-p-y
Cause solo's makin all others m-o-n-e-y
I w-r-i-t-e, to keep the weak emcees
Wishin they could all b-i-t-e the m-u-s-i-c
A plan that's g-a-y to me
My r-a-p flows and rhymes i kick, a g-r-a-n-d grand
Cause no one spells rhymes like letterman!

'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
[k-solo] i'm the incredible letterman!
'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
[k-solo] i'm the incredible letterman!
'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
[k-solo] i'm the incredible letterman!
'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
*scratched throughout* "put words together like the letterman"

[k-solo]
S-l-a-u-g-h-t-e-r slaughter
The black lutheran now killin rap in alphabetical order
I'm addicted, a-double-d-i-c-t-e-d
To s-p-e-l-l rhymes in my m-u-s-i-c
Or plain as d-a-y to me my r-a-p
My flows and raps incredible they never ever will be found
I'm sure they work can you u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d
No one spells rhymes like letterman!

'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
[k-solo] i'm the incredible letterman!
'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
[k-solo] i'm the incredible letterman!
'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
[k-solo] i'm the incredible letterman!
'k-e-v-i-n-m-a-d-i-s-o-n-the-l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n'
[k-solo] i'm the incredible letterman!
*scratched throughout* "put words together like the letterman"

[k-solo]
Youknowhati'msayin k-solo in the house youknowhati'msayin?
Pete rock in effect with cl smooth youknowhati'msayin?
My man john on the board, ha hah
Hit squad in effect, for nineteen-ninety-two
The l-e-t-t-e-r-m-a-n, youknowhati'msayin?
And we out
Hakim in the house