Just say cunt

I think it's so stupid
Girls won't say this word
Like asking everyone to not say shit, say turd
Fall back 5 yards it's time to punt

I think "gash" is offensive
Not to mention rude
And I don't think about eating it
When I'm eating food
There once was some dude on T.V.
His name was Alan Funt

Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt

[Motherfucking lead guitar]

I hope you're not offended
By this little tune of mine
So girls please don't start to flip out
To say cunt is no crime
The littlest piglet in the litter
is called the runt

[Chorus]