It's on like donkey kong

Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Well, I'm about to let it go down

F*ckin' hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed
I'ma smoke your ass like Cheech and Chong smokes weed
My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry
I'm gonna f*ck your face til your eyes get blurry

Mother poker, I'll be poking you right up, now you're choking
B*tches love my cock like Slash loves rock
I'm your f*ck, get up on your bare back
When they find you they're gonna find you on the ceiling

Bashed up, gashed up, you ain't got no feeling
Stick 'em in a wheelchair, I'm your favorite nightmare
I'm gonna die hard like Bruce f*cking Willis
I am not sick I'm just simply the illest of all

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

B*tch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

Chopping through the butcher shop, racking the meat
You'll climax so high the altitude'll make your ears bleed
Getting f*cked from behind is tight on the pelvis
I'm down for deep anal, b*tch, I'm not about the cervix, oh!

Blonde Barbie Ken, f*ck that Hollister shit
I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with Aberzombie and B*tch
And when you come back yelping (what) for a second helping
You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!" while I'm motherf*cking felching

Neck, back, sack then onto the scrotum
Got more f*cking crack than the hoods in Harlem
Spray me, don't date me; use your mouth, not your hand
Swallow your cum like vodka if my name was Lindsay Lohan - Haha

There's a way, there's a train, ride it on me
I'll be your railroad baby, just give me your seat
This fagot just f*cked your girl, she got rid of her pussy
So this b*tch got a d*ck just so she could f*ck me

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

B*tch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming b*tches like Kong's slammin' barrels
F*ck more wenches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong

(Slow motion) Slammin them like barrels

Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

B*tch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming b*tches like Kong's slammin' barrels
F*ck more wenches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong