I'll bet he was cool

(Oh yeah,yeah,yeah)
You know every once in a while
I shoot the breeze
I spend my time
I talk about silly things
I'd like to talk about Jesus Christ
'cause I wonder that would happen
if the passed you by
Would you be scared?
Would you believe in him?
Would you bust your asses getting him intitutionalized?

Well, I bet he'd be cool
I bet he be damn good looking
I bet that he smelt divine
I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's 'obsession'
Just one of those people smelling good all the time
There's no reason why
What would he wear?
Would he wear Tommy Hilfiger?
Or prefer Urban Outfitted?
I don't think so
Well, I bet he liked Gaultier
but you'd never find him in it
I bet he liked Gaulitier Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction
I need your protection spend some time in my direction
I need your protection spend some time in my direction

You know every once and a while
I shoot the breeze
I spend my time
I talk about silly things
and tonightI'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ
'cause I wonder how we'd deal if the just passed you by
I bet he'd be a star
I bet my Star Wars figures he would be a movie star
a Quentin Tarantino next-big thing
Prima donna then he'd appear on Oprah
but you know what?
I don't think so

Could you imagine him hanging Piccadilly Circus
time square
the walk of fame
at christies he could easily became a regular
D'you know what?
I don't think so
I bet my speeder bike he'd turn his back on all of that Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction
I need your protection spend some time in my direction
I need your protection spend some time in my direction

Some people have just go it
You know like standing next to Elvis Presley
well then multiply that feeling by one million
and you know just what I'm talking about
Well,I bet he was cool.
Man,I bet that cat was so damn good looking.