If only

Every day when I see Haylie
I think about how cool I could be
If only. . .

But I'm just plain ol' Hilary
Not too much too say about me
If only. . .

Chorus:
If only
I could get plastic surgery
Everything would be perfect you see
I Can't Wait
The doctor seems really nice
I hope he doesn't use a big knife
To fix my face
I Can't Wait

Maybe a liposuction or two
One for me
and one for you
If only . . .

Aaron will be so proud of me
Inside Penthouse magazine
Ohhhhh if only . . .

Chorus:
If only
I could get plastic surgery
Everything would be perfect you see
I Can't Wait
The doctor seems really nice
I hope he doesn't use a big knife
To fix my face
I Can't Wait I just want to model for magazines
The kind for naughty boys
(you know what I mean)
If only. . .
If only . . .
ohhhhhh if only . . .

will you help me?

Chorus:
If only
I could get plastic surgery
Everything would be perfect you see
I Can't Wait
The doctor seems really nice
I hope he doesn't use a big knife
To fix my face
I Can't Wait