If i were gay

Here we are dear ol' friend
You and i drunk again
Laughs have been had and
Tears have been shed
Maybe the wiskeys gone to my head.

But if i were gay i would give you my heart
And if i were gay you'd be my work of art
And if i were gay we would swim in romance
But im not gay so get your hand outta pants

Its not that i dont care i do
I just dont see myself in you
Another time andother scene
I'd be right behind you
If ya know what i mean

Cuz if i were gay i would give you my soul
And if i were gay i would give you my hole being
And if i were gay we would tear down the walls
But im not gay some wont you stop cupping my ba..hand

We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
But you have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop you drawers!!