I wish i was a girl

I wish i was a girl so i would see more tits
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
I only have a dick that's quite hairy
My ass is too, that's kinda scary

\"I wish I was a girl\"
\"I wish I was a girl\"

I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain
Cause being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain
Being a guy can be really boring
And cross-dressing just isn't my thing

[Chorus]
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just want to be a girl so damn much
To feel my clit as it gets

But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
Cause I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
But I wouldn't really care 'cause I would have massive tits
I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
I'd get a better job when performing 69
Cause being a girl would be so cool
Cause when you cum you don't leave a pool [Chorus: x2]

Mother!

[Repeat: x11]
Why wasn't I a girl

Why!!!

[Chorus: x3]