I want to fuck a dog in the ass (bonus track 15 on the tom version)

I want to f*** a dog in the ass
He wants to f*** a dog in the ass
I want to f*** a dog
That's right kids

I tried to f*** your mom in the ass
Tried to f*** your dad in the ass
Could only find a dog.....in his ass

We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
We wanna f*** a dog

I tried to f*** a fuc*** pirate in the ass
(pirate says ay, me and my first matey ya scurvy curr)
Tried to f*** a fuc*** pirate
But i found a dog
(pirate says ay that was no pirate man that was my own sister.)
(mark says it's a mexican pirate.)

We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
Wanna f*** a fuc*** dog

Fuck you.