I need a jew

Peter:
nothing else has worked so far,
so i'll wish upon a star,
wondrous sparkling speck of light,
i need a jew...
Lois makes me take the rap,
‘cause our checkbook looks like crap,
since i can't give her a slap,
i need a jew...
Where to find
a baum or stien or stein
to teach me how to whine
and do my taxes...
Though by many they're abhorred,
hebrew people i've adored,
even though they killed my lord,
i need a jew!
Max:
hi, my name's max weinstein,
my car just broke down,
can i use you phone?
Peter:
now my troubles are all through
i have a jew!
Max:
hey!